Obama Jokes

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Obama Jokes

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied.

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."

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Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.

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Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

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Why doesn't Obama pray?
It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

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New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)

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What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal ccongress?
An Obama nation.

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Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Karl Marx had way more experience.

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President Obama called the Space Shuttle and the astronauts told him they had a bit of trouble getting the Hubble Telescope to cooperate. To which Obama replied, "Well, did you try taxing it, printing your own money and threatening it with the media?" More problems; the Space Shuttle call is NOT on Obama’s calling plan and it’s going to cost the taxpayers $1 trillion. Then Obama appointed Republican Governor of Utah John Huntsman ambassador to China. It’s all part of Obama’s plan to get ALL the republicans out of the country by the end of next year.

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