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Obama Tax Jokes
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt." -- Tip o'the hat to Herbert Hoover
Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term.
It's too bad that we can't buy stock in the federal tax system. With Obama as president that will be only thing sure to go up.
President Obama is angrily calling for more federal tax increases. He just heard from his advisors that some American taxpayers weren't completely broke yet.
The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem.
Barack Obama isn't planning on buying TurboTax®. Obama can turbocharge our taxes all by himself.
President Obama's tax return should list Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as dependents.
President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.
President Obama has just announced that he has a new plan to simplify the tax code. From now on only the Republicans will have to have to pay any taxes.
Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A. President Obama.
President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.
Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.
In the interest of full disclosure, President Obama's should declare all of the fawning media coverage he's received so far as a gift on his tax return.
Despite what some people are claiming, this country is just as free under the Obama presidency as it ever was . . . unless you happen to be a taxpayer.
If President Obama listed free enterprise on his tax return, it would have to be listed as a liability. That's because he just writes it off.
Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.
Judging by his wild spending so far, President Obama has apparently decided that it is easier to trim the taxpayers than to trim federal spending.
Don't think of it as paying more taxes. Think of it as giving Obama a big tip.
Thanks to President Obama we will become a more honest people. Once we're all jobless there won't be any point in lying on our tax returns.
Next year's "stimulus" tax return will fit on a postcard.
* How much money did you make?
* Mail it in.
President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.
Now that Obama is the President you can still get ahead if you get up early in the morning, work late every day and hit the lottery.
