Should The U.S. Impose Limits On Incredibly Stupid ****?
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WASHINGTON, DC—With national stupid-**** consumption at an all-time high and federal **** projections indicating sharply rising levels of stupidity over the next decade and a half, a small but vocal group of lobbyists has revived an old debate on Capitol Hill, calling for strict, federally mandated limits on incredibly stupid ****.
Though every previous congressional effort to curb incredibly stupid **** has met with failure, the sheer size of the current U.S. **** industry, combined with the unmitigated stupidity of most of the **** it produces, has once again raised the question: Should the U.S. impose limits on incredibly stupid ****?
"The manufacture, marketing and distribution of stupid, worthless **** is an unfortunate but unavoidable reality of any modern industrialized nation. Nonetheless, the problem has gotten way out of hand here in America," said C. Brian Mattson, a member of the Commerce Department's Advisory Board On Stupid, Really Stupid & Incredibly Stupid ****, testifying before Congress Monday. "The time has come to face facts: Without some sort of cap on America's unchecked stupid-**** production, we face a crisis of diminished intelligence within the national discourse that threatens to bury our society under a tidal wave of crap the likes of which the world has never seen." |
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This would shut down half the internet including Facebook and Myspace, as well as totally destroy both Spencers Gifts and Hot Topic.
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