The greatness of America:

The greatness of America:

Americans built railroads from sea to shining sea!
On the labors of Blacks, Chinese, Irish and the odd Indian.

America built a great industrialized nation!
Using child labor, animal parts, and whatever Irish immigrants we had around.

America Saved Europe in WWI!
After coming in kicking and screaming and waiting until the very end, and doing little more than providing enough fresh troops to the grist mill to turn the tide.

America Did it Again in WWII!!!
Again, being forced into the fray, then ignoring that front while selling tons of gear to everyone.

America put a Man on the Moon!!!
After being beaten into space by guys launching dogs and landing on rock, not water.

America is the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, For Liberty, and Justice, For All!
Unless you're gay or lesbian. Women only qualify for 3/4 of that, Justice depends on your bank balance, and liberty depends on which state you're in.


Reality depends on your position at a given moment.